January 2012
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Mom: Go clean your room, it's filthy!!!
*Goes to clean room*
Mom: Take the trash out, it's full!!!
*Goes to take trash out*
Mom: WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM?!?!
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Your sooo cute!!! Seriously!
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Anonymous asked: You kinda look like derrick rose
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Anonymous asked: what sport are you playing?
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aubreyclaire-s:
Today was a really good day.
@nario came and visited me! I thought he couldn’t at first because he said that he couldn’t, but surprised me at work when he came up behind me and asked how much the balloons were, lol. IT WAS REALLY NICE I COULDN’T STOP SMILING BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY. LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HAPPY I WAS. I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG AND I FINALLY MET MY ONE.
and he...
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m1ko:
Lost One - Jay-Z
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*Sets baby picture as profile picture*
Mom: Aw, I love your FB profile picture! You were so cute!!!
Me: O
Mom: What happened?
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Traumatized
It was lunch time, and I needed to go pee. So I proceeded to the restroom and specifically chose the urinal all the way at the end. Anyways, I was peeing for a good 10 minutes or so and this guy casually chooses to pee at the urinal right next to the one I was peeing at. I noticed there were 3 or 4 free urinals that weren’t next to mine. In my head I was like, “This dude totally...
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Anonymous asked: Tell us how you lost your virginity? Honestly with full on detail of what happened.
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Anonymous asked: Hi, we haven't talked in yearsss, but I happened to stumble upon your tumblr haha. I read that post about your sister, and it really got to me. I can totally relate to that... Except for one thing: despite everything, you picked yourself up and you have turned into a wonderful, successful person. And you have motivated me to do the same. Don't let anything get you down, you've got...
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Watchheyfunniest:
HOW TO SNEEZE CUTELY
LOL
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thatguyike asked: COT DAYUM the fits be ill bruh
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For the past couple months, I’ve been bitter towards you. I’ve gone from being disappointed, angry, sad, to almost indifferent now. I might be young, but no matter how old I get I don’t think I’ll ever understand the decisions you’ve been making lately. I know you have your own interests and are in situations where only you could understand and justify why you made...
When people threaten to unfollow you.
NO PLEASE, STOP!
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Growing Up
I’m in denial of the fact that I’m growing up. The thought of growing up is scary, and it’s difficult facing the fact - whether it’s for the better or worse. Although I may not act like it at times, I feel like I’m slowly growing to be more mature - my personality, my character, my opinions, my outlook on life, everything. I’m sure growing up has its perks, but there will be nothing else in the...
DAT FRIEND ZONE
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jonathanpham:
Education doesn’t necessarily make you smarter. Intelligence is a concept of relativity, and the standards we compare it to have changed over time—divided into separate categories more than anything.
Sure, you’re at a prestigious school that teaches you how to analyze famous literary works, the art of rhetoric, societal ethics, etc. Your professors have passed on their knowledge...